My wife always tells me I'm terrible at home improvement projects.

But last night, she said I was really good at handling a stud.

Why did the man get fired from the sperm bank?

He kept eating the samples.

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her 'knight in shining armor' in the bedroom.

So I showed up in full plate mail and spent the next hour trying to figure out how to get my dick out.

I've been seeing a professional glassblower, and she's been instructing me on the art of shaping and molding a hot, delicate piece.

It's all about the gentle touch and knowing when to blow.