What did the box of chocolates say to the candy inside on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!

I've been trying to find my perfect match on dating apps

but so far, it's just been a series of swipes, disappointment, and proof that my friends were wrong when they said I'm a catch

What did the chocolate bar say to the marshmallow on Valentine's Day?

You make me melt!

I told my friend I was planning a romantic Valentine's Day dinner

for one, with a movie, a pizza, and a strongly worded letter to my fridge for being empty