Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

Do you have a band-aid?

Because I scraped my knee falling for you... and then needed one for this paper cut from writing your Valentine's card.

Is your dad a baker?

Because you're a cutie pie... and I was hoping he had some leftovers for Valentine's Day!

What's Cupid's favorite type of music?

R & Bows.