Do you have a valentine yet?

Because I'd love to be your ghoul-friend and have a bloody good time on Valentine's Day

What did the rose say to its Valentine?

I'm pollen in love with you!

Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a few heartaches to work through and wanted a love-ly checkup

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...

...trying to read the tiny print on this candy heart.