They say Cupid's arrow is supposed to strike you with love on Valentine's Day.

Mine must have taken a detour and hit my Amazon cart instead. Because I'm deeply in love with two-day shipping.

I'm not saying I'm against Valentine's Day, but

I'm starting to think it's just a holiday where people pay more for the same restaurants and flowers they can get any other day

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to take their love to a higher level

They say Valentine's Day is all about celebrating 'great love stories.'

Mine involves me, my couch, and a truly epic streaming marathon. It's the most committed relationship I've ever had.