My wife and I share a bathroom, and after all these years, I've finally figured out her beauty routine.

It involves 27 different bottles and precisely 3 square inches of counter space for my toothbrush.

When my wife and I were first dating, our conversations were full of dreams, passions, and philosophical debates.

Now, they mostly revolve around whose turn it is to take out the recycling, and whether we have enough milk.

Before [Groom's Name] met [Bride's Name], making decisions was easy.

He just had to ask himself, 'What do I want to do?' Now, he asks 'What do *we* want to do?' and waits for [Bride's Name]'s answer.

Our wedding planner told us to brace ourselves for a few 'unforeseen costs'.

I think 'unforeseen costs' is just Latin for 'everything your mother-in-law wants'.