Why did the werewolf go to the DMV?

Because he needed to paws for a license renewal.

Why did the goblin go to the career counselor?

Because it wanted to find a job that was a good fit for its skill set and didn't involve hiding under bridges all day.

What did the skeleton say when his friend asked to borrow some money?

You're always draining my resources.

Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!