๐ Halloween Joke
Spooky PunsMonday, May 4, 2026
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the haunted house?
Because he had a bone to pick with the admission price.
More Halloween Jokes
Why did the werewolf take his dog to the vet?
Because it was having a ruff day and he wanted a paws-itive diagnosis!
Why did Medusa have trouble taking selfies?
Every time she tried, she'd just freeze up!
What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
Ice scream!
Why did the werewolf go to the library?
Because it was looking for a paws-itive reading experience.
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