Valentine's Day is just a yearly reminder...

...that I don't have to pretend to enjoy expensive prix fixe menus or tiny, overpriced chocolates.

My favorite thing about Valentine's Day is actually the day after.

That's when all the good chocolate goes 50% off. It's like Christmas, but for cynics.

This Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating true love...

...the love between me and an entire extra-large pizza.

What's Cupid's favorite type of music?

R & Bows.