Are you a Valentine's Day greeting card?

Because you have a special delivery to my heart!

What did one chocolate say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Let's truffle some feathers!

You must be tired,

because you've been running through my mind all day... probably looking for the best deals on Valentine's Day gifts.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you just landed on my foot, and I'm pretty sure I heard something crack.