My girlfriend asked me what the difference was between me and a vibrator.

I told her, 'Well, I can make you breakfast the next morning.'

My girlfriend told me she wanted a man who knows how to use his tongue to really pleasure her.

So I started reading her audiobooks.

I've been taking classes to improve my thrusting technique, and my instructor says I have a lot of potential for deep development.

Why did the couple bring a dictionary on their honeymoon?

They wanted to define their relationship