Are you a box of chocolates?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I just got a little nutty for you.

What did the chocolate bar say to its crush?

I think we're mint to be together!

Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a few heartaches to work through and wanted a love-ly checkup

I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'lonely nights' and 'even lonelier nights' categories.