I'm starting to think Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

to see how many people will willingly pay triple for flowers and dinner

Why did the couple's love letter go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a lot of 'expressed' emotions to work through.

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to take their relationship to new heights