Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're a discount on my loneliness and I want to redeem you

Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes... and now I can't find my way to the chocolate aisle.

Why did the heart go to the art museum on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a masterpiece of love

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart, but unfortunately, you're also expiring soon if you don't go out with me.