☕ Girl Tea Joke
Savage SisSaturday, May 9, 2026
This guy's dating app bio said he was a 'hopeless romantic.'
Turns out, he was just hopeless at romance, because his big move was sending me a TikTok on 'how to make her obsessed with you.'
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He posted a whole Instagram story about how crucial it is for men to be allies and uplift women's voices.
Then immediately slid into my DMs with 'Hey, smile more.'
I bought a new dress today that actually had functional pockets.
For a split second, I felt like I'd won the lottery. Then I remembered I still had to carry my purse for all the things that wouldn't fit in those 'functional' pockets.
I've started carrying a small emergency kit in my purse, complete with bobby pins, pain relievers, and a portable charger.
Because apparently, I'm not just a woman, I'm a disaster relief team.
I went on a date with a guy who claimed to be a 'feminist'
but his podcast playlist was just 12 hours of Joe Rogan
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