My therapist said my avoidant attachment style keeps me from genuine connection.

So naturally, I've just been avoiding their emails.

I told my therapist I understand all my unhealthy patterns now.

She asked what I plan to do, and I said, 'Probably just keep understanding them.'

I'm trying to adult, but my budget is a puzzle

and the only piece that fits is ramen noodles

I love how our company says 'we're a family here'

except when it's performance review time and suddenly I'm a foster kid up for adoption