I just got a raise, but it's all going to inflation

so basically I'm just getting paid in nostalgia for the prices of 2019

My idea of a 'starter home' is buying a large storage unit.

And just living in that.

I've been trying to develop a self-care routine in therapy

But so far, it just consists of apologizing to my plants for neglecting them

Our CEO sent a company-wide email saying we should all be grateful to be working 60-hour weeks

because 'burnout is just a state of mind'