π Wedding Joke
Marriage HumorSunday, May 10, 2026
When my wife and I were dating, I'd bring her flowers just because.
Now, if I bring home the correct brand of paper towels, she looks at me like I just won the lottery.
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We tried to create a wedding budget, but it kept escaping from us.
I think it's now funding its own spin-off wedding in a different city.
They say marriage is all about compromise.
Which, in our house, means I get to control the thermostat... when my wife isn't looking.
My fiancΓ© started out calm and collected during wedding planning.
Now she refers to the caterers as 'the culinary saboteurs' and believes the florists are part of a secret anti-bridal society.
Marriage is like a great recipe
it takes a little bit of love, a little bit of patience, and a whole lot of forgiveness when you burn the dinner
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