We thought we were being frugal by having the wedding at home

Until we had to take out a second mortgage to accommodate the guest list and the therapist for my mother-in-law

We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized and on track with our budget.

Now we need a planner to plan our meetings with the wedding planner.

I've been trying to figure out the secret to a long and happy marriage, so I asked the groom to share his wisdom

He just smiled and said, 'Love, trust, and separate bathrooms'

I asked the bride this morning if she had any last-minute jitters about standing up in front of all these people.

She looked at me and said, 'Not at all! I'm just worried about standing up to *him* for the rest of my life!'