My ideal Valentine's Day date doesn't involve fancy restaurants or grand romantic gestures.

It involves a comfy couch, my favorite takeout, and absolutely no small talk about our 'future'.

They say diamonds are forever, and chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand...

...but my preferred Valentine's gift is a streaming service that doesn't ask 'Are you still watching?' because it *knows* I am.

Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a few heartaches to work through and wanted a love-ly checkup

Why did the heart go to the gym on Valentine's Day?

It wanted to get pumped up for love!