Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.

What's Cupid's favorite type of music?

R & Bows.

Are you a Valentine's Day Teddy Bear?

Because you're paws-itively adorable and I'm bear-ly able to resist you

I've come to realize that my love life is like a recipe for disaster.

It's got all the right ingredients: loneliness, disappointment, and a pinch of desperation.