Why did the chocolate go to the Valentine's Day party?

Because it wanted to melt some hearts

Do you have a Valentine's Day sweetheart?

Because you're a-maize-ing and I'm corny for you!

Why did Cupid get kicked out of the bakery?

Because he kept trying to target all the sweethearts!

Why did the coffee file a police report on Valentine's Day?

Because it got mugged by love