Are you a Valentine's Day Teddy Bear?

Because you're paws-itively adorable and I'm bear-ly able to resist you

My Valentine's Day plans usually involve a very specific type of bouquet.

A pizza box, surrounded by breadsticks.

Why did Cupid bring a ladder to his Valentine's Day date?

He wanted to take their love to the next level!

Why did the heart go to the art museum on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a masterpiece of love