Are you a Valentine's Day conversation heart?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat, and I think we'd be a match made in candy heaven

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart and I want to cash in on our love

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time!

I've been trying to find the perfect way to spend Valentine's Day as a single person

And then I realized, it's just like any other Tuesday, but with more expensive flowers and judging looks from couples