My Valentine's Day plans usually involve a very specific type of bouquet.

A pizza box, surrounded by breadsticks.

Valentine's Day always makes me think of couples like competitive athletes...

...they spend all year casually dating, then on February 14th, it's suddenly the Olympics of romance.

Are you a box of Valentine's candy hearts?

Because you're my sweetheart... and sometimes a little hard to chew.

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time