🔥 Dirty Joke
Innuendo KingThursday, May 14, 2026
My date told me she loved a man who could really handle his dough. She wanted me to come over and show her how I work it, get it nice and firm, and then help her make it rise.
We ended up baking bread for her charity bake sale.
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