My neighbor asked if I could help her with her garden project last weekend. She wanted me to get down low, handle something long and stiff, really work it back and forth, and then help her get it standing straight up.

She was trying to build a new trellis for her climbing roses.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional taxidermist, and she's always trying to get me to mount something that's been dead for a while.

I've been dating a girl who's into bondage, and I have to say, it's been a real commitment.

I've been dating a girl who's a talented photographer, and she's always trying to get the perfect shot

But honestly, I think she's just looking for a good exposure