☕ Girl Tea Joke
Savage SisFriday, May 15, 2026
I've noticed that guys on dating apps love to say they're 'foodies'
but their idea of 'fine dining' is just eating a whole pizza by themselves
More Girl Tea Jokes
I went to the grocery store to pick up some milk, but as I was walking down the aisle, I felt the urge to add some flair to my shopping experience.
So, I started voicing my inner monologue out loud, 'I'll just grab this gallon of 2%... the choice of a woman who's given up on love, but still holds on to hope... and also needs cereal for the week.'
I love buying clothes online.
It's like playing a fun game of 'will this make me look like the model, or a potato wearing a sack?'
I've been noticing a trend on dating apps
where guys list 'traveling' as a hobby, but their only photo is from a weekend in Vegas 5 years ago
Some guys on dating apps say they want a woman who's 'natural,' 'doesn't wear too much makeup,' 'low maintenance.'
But then you show up without a full glam squad and they look at you like you're an uncooked potato.
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