What did the chocolate bar say to the romantic movie on Valentine's Day?

You always make me melt!

Are you a Valentine's Day candy jar?

Because you're filled with sweetness and I want to get stuck on you!

This Valentine's Day, while couples are gazing into each other's eyes...

I'll be gazing lovingly into the bottom of a pizza box.

Are you a Valentine's Day bouquet?

Because you're a pick above the rest and I'm feeling a little wilted without you!