Are you a Valentine's Day time capsule?

Because you're someone I'd love to unwrap years from now.

Why did Cupid get a job at the archery range?

He wanted to shoot his shot at love!

I love how on Valentine's Day, restaurants add a special surcharge

for being lonely together

This Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating by getting into a long-term, committed relationship.

With my couch and a streaming service. We're very exclusive.