We thought planning a wedding would be fun, like a big puzzle to solve together, until

we realized the puzzle was made of money, emotions, and 500 opinions from our relatives.

They say marriage is all about finding your perfect match, your soulmate.

And I found mine. We just happen to disagree profoundly on the correct way to load a dishwasher.

They say that in marriage, you truly learn the art of communication.

For example, [Groom's Name] has mastered the art of perfectly conveying a complex thought using only a single grunt, and [Bride's Name] has mastered the art of fully translating it.

We thought we were being frugal by having the wedding at home

Until we had to take out a second mortgage to accommodate the guest list and the therapist for my mother-in-law