My fiancé started out calm and collected during wedding planning.

Now she refers to the caterers as 'the culinary saboteurs' and believes the florists are part of a secret anti-bridal society.

Marriage is like a great recipe

it takes a little bit of love, a little bit of patience, and a whole lot of forgiveness when you burn the dinner

We designed our wedding seating chart with scientific precision.

Mainly to keep Aunt Carol and Uncle Bob in separate time zones.

I've noticed that since getting married, our conversations have become very efficient

Now, instead of saying 'I love you', we just say 'WiFi password?' and the other person knows exactly what we mean