When my wife and I were dating, we'd spend hours having deep, meaningful conversations about our lives and dreams.

Now, most of our communication involves a series of interpretive grunts about whose turn it is to empty the dishwasher.

I've been thinking, marriage is a lot like a great restaurant

Because no matter how good it is, after a while, you start to notice the little things that annoy you, but you still can't imagine eating anywhere else.

Marriage is like a great restaurant

It starts with a great menu, but after a while, you're just happy to get a seat at the table and not have to do the dishes

We started wedding planning thinking about our future together.

Now we're just wondering if our future includes a second mortgage for the cake.