We hired a wedding planner to help us stay within budget

Now we're broke, but at least the wedding is perfectly planned

When my wife and I were first dating, 'date night' meant a fancy dinner, maybe a show, or a romantic walk.

Now, 'date night' is successfully ordering takeout and watching one episode of a show before one of us falls asleep on the couch.

I was talking to the happy couple about their future plans

and I realized marriage is like a GPS: it starts with a clear direction, but after a few years, it's just a voice saying 'recalculating' over and over again

I've been thinking, marriage is a lot like a great restaurant

Because no matter how good it is, after a while, you start to notice the little things that annoy you, but you still can't imagine eating anywhere else.