I'm the king of the kitchen on Thanksgiving, and I've got a special title

🦃 Thanksgiving Joke

Grateful Groans

Thursday, May 28, 2026

I'm the gobbler of governance, the lord of the leftovers, the sultan of the stuffing – but my family just calls me Dad

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Carving this turkey is quite the workout.

I'm really getting *poultry* in motion!

I've got a fowl feeling about this year's Thanksgiving dinner

Alright, everyone, the star of the show has arrived! Before I start carving this magnificent bird...

...I just hope I don't make a *fowl* move!

Alright, folks, before I start carving this magnificent bird, I just want to say...

This turkey is really *fowl-play*ing with my emotions!

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