๐ฆ Thanksgiving Joke
Grateful GroansThursday, May 28, 2026
I'm the king of the kitchen on Thanksgiving, and I've got a special title
I'm the gobbler of governance, the lord of the leftovers, the sultan of the stuffing โ but my family just calls me Dad
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Thanksgiving at our house is always a test of endurance.
First, you survive the family gossip, then you survive the tryptophan.
My family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a perfectly baked pie
it looks great on the outside, but inside, it's a total mess
In my family, the biggest Thanksgiving debate isn't politics or who gets the last drumstick.
It's who gets to make Grandma's 'secret recipe' stuffing this year.
Why did the cranberry sauce feel embarrassed?
Because it saw the turkey dressing!
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