I'm the king of the kitchen on Thanksgiving, and I've got a special title

🦃 Thanksgiving Joke

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Thursday, May 28, 2026

I'm the gobbler of governance, the lord of the leftovers, the sultan of the stuffing – but my family just calls me Dad

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Before I dive into carving this magnificent bird...

I just want to say, I'm feeling a little... carve-ous!

Why did the turkey refuse to get dressed for Thanksgiving dinner?

It said it was already stuffed!

The main course at our Thanksgiving isn't turkey or stuffing.

It's the passive-aggressive commentary from across the table.

Alright everyone, before I carve into this magnificent bird, I just want to say...

Don't worry, I think we're in a perfectly *gravy* situation!

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