Why did the chocolate go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little melted under the pressure

Why did the rose go to the florist on Valentine's Day?

Because it wanted to get to the root of its love life!

My Valentine's Day plans usually involve a very specific type of bouquet.

A pizza box, surrounded by breadsticks.

I told my friend I was planning a romantic Valentine's Day dinner

for one, with a movie, a pizza, and a strongly worded letter to my fridge for being empty