Are you a box of chocolates?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I just got a little nutty for you.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

But since it's Valentine's Day, I'd say you're a *sweet* potato!

I'm not single on Valentine's Day, I'm just

in a long-distance relationship with my couch and Netflix.

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time