Why did the couple's love letter go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a lot of 'expressed' emotions to work through.

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon book?

Because you're filled with discounts to my heart and I want to redeem our love

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

They wanted to take their love to new heights