My barista told me she likes a nice, long, stiff rod.

She says it's essential for properly stirring her iced lattes.

I've been dating a professional geologist, and she's been teaching me about the different types of rocks and how they're formed.

But honestly, I'm more interested in the fault lines in her personality and how they affect our relationship.

My girlfriend asked me what the difference was between me and a vibrator.

I told her, 'Well, I can make you breakfast the next morning.'

I've been dating a girl who's into tantric sex, which is all about prolonging the experience.

Now I know why her Netflix subscription is still active after 6 months of us watching the same episode of 'Stranger Things'.