My therapist told me I need to be more present in the moment.

I told her sometimes I just can't help myself from coming early.

My dentist told me I needed a deep cleaning.

I told him I thought he was only interested in my teeth.

I just had the worst oral sex of my life.

My dentist said I need to floss more.

I've been dating a girl who's really into role-playing in the bedroom

But honestly, I'm getting a little tired of being the defendant