Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

This Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating true love...

...the love between me and an entire extra-large pizza.

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to attract some love

Why did the flower shop run out of roses on Valentine's Day?

Because everyone wanted to bouquet their love!