I'm not arguing that Valentine's Day is overrated, but

I just think it's a holiday created by florists and jewelers to make singles feel like they're in a real-life game of 'Monopoly' – paying rent, but no one's getting a free park.

Are you a love potion?

Because I'm under your spell... and now I can't find my car keys.

I'm reading a book on Valentine's Day history

It's a real page-turner, mainly because it's empty

Valentine's Day always makes me think of couples like competitive athletes...

...they spend all year casually dating, then on February 14th, it's suddenly the Olympics of romance.