💘 Valentine's Joke
Anti-ValentineSaturday, June 6, 2026
People always ask me what my significant other is getting me for Valentine's Day.
My significant other is Amazon Prime, and they're getting me whatever I put in my cart at 2 AM last Tuesday.
More Valentine's Jokes
Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?
They wanted to take their love to new heights
Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?
Because you're a discount on my loneliness and I want to redeem you
Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?
Because it was a blooming good time
Are you a box of conversation hearts?
Because you're making my heart skip a beat and I want to candy-coat our love with sweet nothings
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