💘 Valentine's Joke
Anti-ValentineSaturday, June 6, 2026
People always ask me what my significant other is getting me for Valentine's Day.
My significant other is Amazon Prime, and they're getting me whatever I put in my cart at 2 AM last Tuesday.
More Valentine's Jokes
Is your heart a target?
Because Cupid keeps missing it and hitting my wallet.
Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?
Because it was a blooming good time
Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?
Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.
Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?
Because it was a blooming good time
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