Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time!

Why did the chocolate go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little melted under the pressure

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because you're a snack... and now I'm out of quarters for my Valentine's Day coffee.

What did the postage stamp say to the Valentine's Day card?

I'm stuck on you!