Is your dad a baker?

Because you're a cutie pie... and I was hoping he had some leftovers for Valentine's Day!

What did the romantic baker say to their sweetheart on Valentine's Day?

I knead you in my life!

I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

but it's hard when the only person I'm shopping for is my cat, and all she wants is tuna

My Valentine's Day plans involve a very deep, very passionate relationship...

...with an entire pizza I don't have to share.