Why did the chocolate go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little melted under the pressure

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...

...trying to read the tiny print on this candy heart.

Are you a Valentine's Day rose?

Because you're a little prickly, but I'm still stuck on you

Why did Cupid bring a ladder to his Valentine's Day date?

He wanted to take their love to the next level!