☕ Girl Tea Joke
Main CharacterTuesday, May 26, 2026
I turned my morning commute into a cinematic experience, complete with a soundtrack and an imaginary film crew
Now I'm just waiting for the Oscar nomination for 'Best Performance While Sitting in Traffic'
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I was having a particularly mundane day, so I decided to spice things up
I started narrating my laundry cycle in a David Attenborough voice, and now I'm convinced my socks are on a journey of self-discovery
Some guys on dating apps say they want a woman who's 'natural,' 'doesn't wear too much makeup,' 'low maintenance.'
But then you show up without a full glam squad and they look at you like you're an uncooked potato.
I've been trying to learn how to say no without apologizing,
but so far I've only mastered saying 'I'm so sorry, no' without apologizing for the apology.
Guys love to put 'fluent in sarcasm' in their dating app bios.
Which I guess is easier than being fluent in, you know, 'replying to texts' or 'asking follow-up questions'.
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