Why did the rose go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

It had a little 'prickly' feeling!

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart and I want to cash in on our love

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart, but unfortunately, you're also expiring soon if you don't go out with me.

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!