Are you a Valentine's Day coupon book?

Because you're filled with discounts to my heart and I want to redeem our love

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to take their relationship to new heights

You must be tired,

because you've been running through my mind all day... probably looking for the best deals on Valentine's Day gifts.

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie? Because you're the crumb to my heart and I dough-n't want to be without you.