Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

I'm not single on Valentine's Day, I'm just

in a long-distance relationship with my couch and Netflix.

Why did the chocolate go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little melted under the pressure

Are you a Valentine's Day Teddy Bear?

Because you're paws-itively adorable and I'm bear-ly able to resist you