I told my friend I was planning a romantic Valentine's Day dinner

for one, with a movie, a pizza, and a strongly worded letter to my fridge for being empty

I've been practicing my Valentine's Day skills

by lovingly cooking a solo meal, and then arguing with myself over who left the dishes in the sink

Why did the rose go to the florist on Valentine's Day?

Because it wanted to get to the root of its love life!

Why did the chocolate go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little melted under the pressure