๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraWednesday, May 27, 2026
My boomer parents told me to invest in real estate.
Now my single houseplant counts as my entire property portfolio.
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My parents told me to 'just pull myself up by my bootstraps.'
My boots are from Target and the straps broke two months ago.
I've been trying to practice self-compassion in therapy
but it's hard when my inner critic has a stronger Twitter presence than my inner peace
I've been doing the work in therapy to improve my attachment style
Now I can healthily detach from my responsibilities and procrastinate with self-awareness
Our CEO said we're a family here, so
I'm waiting for my vacation days to be paid in hugs and apologies for making me work on Thanksgiving.
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