My therapist told me I need to stop catastrophizing.

Now I'm just catastrophizing about how bad I am at *not* catastrophizing.

I told my manager I was feeling burnt out and needed a break from the constant hustle.

He just smiled and said, 'That's not burnout, that's just the fuel for your fire!'

My manager encouraged us to 'find our passion project.'

Mine is making sure I don't die at my desk.

I finally finished my masterpiece.

It's a spreadsheet tracking all my subscription services.