They say finding your soulmate is like finding that perfect missing piece to your life's puzzle.

But what they don't tell you is that once you find that piece, you then discover it's part of a much larger, 1000-piece puzzle that you both have to build together... and it doesn't come with instructions.

Our wedding planner told us to brace ourselves for a few 'unforeseen costs'.

I think 'unforeseen costs' is just Latin for 'everything your mother-in-law wants'.

We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized and on budget.

Now we just need to hire a therapist to deal with the wedding planner.

Before we got married, my wife would spend an hour getting ready for our dates.

Now, if she brushes her hair before we leave the house, I know it's a special occasion.