๐ Wedding Joke
Wedding PlanningSunday, May 31, 2026
We decided to have an open bar at our wedding to keep our families happy
Now we're just hoping to have enough money left for the honeymoon, or even a marriage
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We found the perfect wedding venue โ historical, elegant, and had beautiful gardens.
Then they told us the price, and suddenly a picnic blanket in the park seemed like a very viable 'rustic chic' option.
I was talking to the groom the other day, and I asked him how he knew the bride was the one for him.
He said it wasn't the candlelit dinners or the romantic getaways, it was when she didn't leave him after seeing his browser history.
I was talking to the groom about his expectations for married life
He said he's looking forward to having a partner in crime, and I think he's going to get that โ every time they look at their joint bank statement
We started planning our wedding with a simple vision: close friends, family, and a modest budget.
Then we added our parents' friends, and their friends' friends, and now we're just crowd-funding a small town.
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