We set a wedding budget we felt was very reasonable.

Turns out, 'reasonable' means 'before the flowers, the photographer, the open bar, and the venue's mandatory glitter tax.'

I've noticed that since getting married, my wife and I have started to

finish each other's arguments.

They say that when you get married, two become one.

Which, for [Groom's Name], primarily means he now knows where the 'produce' section is at the grocery store.

Marriage is all about compromise, especially when it comes to the thermostat.

In our house, it's a silent battle of wills, where one person sneakily adjusts it down, and the other person sneakily adjusts it up, both pretending they didn't touch it.