They say that love makes the world go 'round,

but in marriage, it's mostly about remembering whose turn it is to take out the trash.

We told our families we wanted a simple, stress-free wedding.

They responded by submitting a combined 15-page document outlining their 'gentle suggestions' and 'absolute requirements.'

I've been thinking, marriage is like a GPS navigation system

because it starts out saying 'recalculating your life' and eventually just says 'arriving at your destination, love you, turn left'

When we were dating, my husband used to leave little love notes for me around the house.

Now, he leaves little notes, but they usually say, "The trash is full," or "Did you lock the door?"