Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because you're a snack... and now I'm out of quarters for my Valentine's Day coffee.

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to attract some love

What did the box of chocolates say to the candy inside on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!

Valentine's Day, where couples are out there proving their love with flowers, fancy dinners, and heartfelt cards.

And I'm just over here, patiently waiting for February 15th to prove my love... for half-price chocolate.