This Valentine's Day, I'm planning a very intimate dinner...

...with someone who truly understands me: the delivery driver who already knows my order.

What did the Hershey's Kiss say to the chocolate chip on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!

Are you a Valentine's Day candy heart?

Because you're 'sweet' and full of 'messages'... and probably a little chalky.

Why did the chocolate go to the Valentine's Day party?

Because it wanted to melt some hearts