๐ Valentine's Joke
Cheesy PickupThursday, May 28, 2026
Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid?
Because I just cut myself trying to open this Valentine's candy wrapper.
More Valentine's Jokes
Do you have a map?
Because I just got lost in your eyes... and now I can't find my way to the chocolate aisle.
Are you a box of conversation hearts?
Because you're making my heart skip a beat and I want to candy-coat our love with sweet nothings
Are you a Valentine's Day heart-shaped balloon?
Because you're inflating my expectations of love and I don't want you to pop out of my life.
Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?
Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!
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