This Valentine's Day, I'm really looking forward to flowers, chocolates, and someone telling me how special I am.

So I ordered myself a bouquet, bought a fancy box of truffles, and then just looked in the mirror.

I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

but it's hard when the only person I'm shopping for is my cat, and all she wants is tuna

I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'alone and happy' categories.

What did the postage stamp say to the Valentine's Day card?

I'm stuck on you!