What did the box of chocolates say to the candy inside on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!

What did the sunflower say to its Valentine?

I picked you above all the others!

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

I'm not arguing that Valentine's Day is overrated, but

I just think it's a holiday created by florists and jewelers to make singles feel like they're in a real-life game of 'Monopoly' – paying rent, but no one's getting a free park.