Why did Cupid bring a ladder to his Valentine's Day date?

He wanted to take their love to the next level!

I've started calling Valentine's Day something new

Singles Awareness Day, but that's just a fancy way of saying Tuesday

Do you have a Valentine's Day sweetheart?

Because you're a-maize-ing and I'm corny for you!

They say diamonds are forever, and chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand...

...but my preferred Valentine's gift is a streaming service that doesn't ask 'Are you still watching?' because it *knows* I am.