Why did the couple bring a magnet on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to attract some love

Are you a Valentine's Day candy heart?

Because you're 'sweet' and full of 'messages'... and probably a little chalky.

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.