Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Because my Valentine's chocolates are melting faster than my romantic expectations.

What did the hot chocolate say to the marshmallow on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!

Why did the chocolate go to therapy on Valentine's Day?

Because it was feeling a little melted under the pressure

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time