Why did the escort bring a ladder on her date?

She wanted to take things to the next level.

My financial advisor told me I need to be more aggressive with my assets...

...and diversify my portfolio by spreading it around.

I've been taking classes to improve my thrusting technique, and my instructor says I have a lot of potential for deep development.

I've been dating a professional gemologist, and she's been teaching me about the importance of clarity and brilliance in our relationship.

But honestly, I'm just looking for someone with a little more cut to them.