I've started dating a professional tattoo artist, and she's been teaching me about the different types of ink and needles.

But I'm starting to think she's just using me for practice, because every time we're together, she's always trying to get under my skin.

My new photography teacher told me I really need to get a good grip on my equipment, keep my lens steady, find the perfect angle, and focus on getting a deep, satisfying shot.

She said it's crucial for capturing the essence of the landscape.

I've been dating a girl who's a professional voice actor, and she's always doing different accents in bed

But honestly, the only one that ever comes close to the real thing is the one she uses when she's faking it

My girlfriend told me she wanted to try some 'kinky stuff' in the bedroom last night. She pulled out a blindfold, some ropes, and a feather duster.

I asked her, 'So, are we having sex, or are you just finally going to clean that dust bunny under the bed that's been watching us?'