I've been dating a girl who's a master gardener, and she's always trying to get me to help her with her roots, especially the ones that are really deep and need a lot of attention.

Now our relationship is really growing, and I'm finding myself getting wrapped up in her vines.

My dentist told me I needed a deep cleaning.

I told him I thought he was only interested in my teeth.

I've been dating a mathematician, and she's always trying to find the common denominator in our relationship.

But it's always reducing to a fraction of what it used to be.

I've been dating a girl who's a skilled geologist

and she's always trying to rock my world