Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to take their relationship to new heights

I've started calling Valentine's Day something new

Singles Awareness Day, but that's just a fancy way of saying Tuesday

Why did the flower go to the dance on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time to find love

Do you have a band-aid?

Because I scraped my knee falling for you... and then needed one for this paper cut from writing your Valentine's card.