Valentine's Day always makes me think of couples like competitive athletes...

...they spend all year casually dating, then on February 14th, it's suddenly the Olympics of romance.

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to attract some love

Are you a box of chocolates?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I just got a little nutty for you.