I've been taking private lessons to improve my penetration skills

Now I'm a champion archer

Why did the man bring a compass on his date?

He wanted to take their relationship in a new direction.

My girlfriend asked me why I spend so much time on market research.

I told her I just really believe in customer satisfaction.

My girlfriend told me she wanted to go on a really wild adventure in bed.

So I told her, 'Great, let's try not faking it this time.'