Why did the love letter blush on Valentine's Day?

Because it was sealed with a kiss!

Why did the heart go to the art museum on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a work of art to its soulmate

I've decided to treat myself on Valentine's Day

Because let's be real, I'm the only one who still thinks I'm a good catch

Are you a Valentine's Day candy heart?

Because you're 'sweet' and full of 'messages'... and probably a little chalky.