Why did Cupid get a job at the archery range?

He wanted to shoot his shot at love!

On Valentine's Day, couples are out there, declaring their undying love with grand gestures...

And I'm just grateful for the unwavering loyalty of my couch and the remote control.

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie? Because you're the crumb to my heart and I dough-n't want to be without you.

What did the hot chocolate say to the marshmallow on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!