I asked the happy couple what their secret to a harmonious marriage was, and they told me it's all about compromise.

Which is just a nice way of saying they're both still learning to pretend to listen to each other.

We wanted a small, intimate wedding where we could really connect with our loved ones.

Then our families submitted their 'essential' guest lists, and now we're sending out save-the-dates for a medium-sized music festival.

I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is

separate bathrooms and a strong WiFi signal

I love how marriage is all about finding common ground

now my wife and I both agree that the other person is hogging the blankets