I told my friend I was planning a romantic Valentine's Day dinner

for one, with a movie, a pizza, and a strongly worded letter to my fridge for being empty

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart and I want to cash in on our love

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?

Because you're sugar sweet and I want to be the sprinkles on your heart