๐ Valentine's Joke
Anti-ValentineSunday, May 17, 2026
My Valentine's Day plans are pretty romantic, actually.
It involves me, a blanket, and a very serious, committed relationship with my takeout menu.
More Valentine's Jokes
Do you have a map?
Because I just got lost in your eyes... and now I can't find my way to the chocolate aisle.
Are you a Valentine's Day conversation heart?
Because you're making my heart skip a beat, and I think we'd be a match made in candy heaven
Are you a Valentine's Day bouquet?
Because you're a pick above the rest and I'm feeling a little wilted without you!
Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?
Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!
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