๐ Valentine's Joke
Anti-ValentineSunday, May 17, 2026
My Valentine's Day plans are pretty romantic, actually.
It involves me, a blanket, and a very serious, committed relationship with my takeout menu.
More Valentine's Jokes
I told my friend I was planning a romantic Valentine's Day dinner
for one, with a movie, a pizza, and a strongly worded letter to my fridge for being empty
Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?
Because you're redeemable in my heart and I want to cash in on our love
Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?
Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.
Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?
Because you're sugar sweet and I want to be the sprinkles on your heart
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