We thought planning a wedding would be fun, like a big puzzle to solve together, until

we realized the puzzle was made of money, emotions, and 500 opinions from our relatives.

I used to think 'finding yourself' was a journey of self-discovery.

Then I got married and realized it's mostly a journey of finding the remote control after my wife's been using it.

When you're single, you dream about all the exciting adventures you'll have with your partner.

And then you get married, and suddenly 'exciting adventures' means successfully navigating the grocery store on a Saturday afternoon without forgetting the milk.

I remember asking [Groom's Name] a while back what he was really looking for in a lifelong partner.

He said, 'Someone who understands me, loves me unconditionally, and occasionally won't judge me for eating cereal for dinner.' I think he found all three in [Bride's Name].