We hired a wedding planner to help us stay within budget

Now we're broke, but at least the wedding is perfectly planned

I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is

mastering the art of saying 'I'm sorry' without knowing what you did wrong

We found the perfect wedding venue – historical, elegant, and had beautiful gardens.

Then they told us the price, and suddenly a picnic blanket in the park seemed like a very viable 'rustic chic' option.

I used to think 'finding yourself' was a journey of self-discovery.

Then I got married and realized it's mostly a journey of finding the remote control after my wife's been using it.