๐ Wedding Joke
Wedding PlanningSaturday, May 16, 2026
We hired a wedding planner to help us stay within budget
Now we're broke, but at least the wedding is perfectly planned
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I've known the groom for many years, and I've seen him prepare for many challenges, but nothing could have prepared him for marriage.
But in all fairness, I think the only thing he's more committed to than the bride is his fantasy football league.
I've been thinking, marriage is like a great work of art
it starts with a blank canvas, and over time, it gets framed, hung, and occasionally, criticized by your mother-in-law
On our first date, I meticulously planned every detail, ironed my best shirt, and practiced witty banter.
Now, for 'date night' at home, my main concern is whether these sweatpants have enough elasticity left for a second helping of pizza.
I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is
mastering the art of saying 'I'm sorry' without knowing what you did wrong
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