Are you a Valentine's card?

Because you're covered in glitter... and now my whole house is too.

I told my friend I was planning a romantic Valentine's Day dinner

for one, with a movie, a pizza, and a strongly worded letter to my fridge for being empty

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to take their relationship to new heights

This Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating by getting into a long-term, committed relationship.

With my couch and a streaming service. We're very exclusive.