Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

Do you have a Valentine's Day sweetheart?

Because you're a-maize-ing and I'm corny for you!

What did the rose say to its Valentine?

I'm pollen in love with you!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you just landed on my foot, and I'm pretty sure I heard something crack.