💘 Valentine's Joke
Cheesy PickupThursday, September 3, 2026
Do you have a map?
Because I keep getting lost in your eyes... and now I'm aimlessly wandering through the Valentine's Day candy aisle.
More Valentine's Jokes
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...
...trying to read the tiny print on this candy heart.
What did the chocolate bar say to its sweetheart?
I'm nuts about you!
What did the chocolate bar say to its Valentine?
I'm nuts about you!
Why did the rose go to therapy on Valentine's Day?
Because it was feeling a little prickly about its relationships
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